new BLOTTO PARTS long sleeve's FOR SALE

Even tho Thick Nick has been kinda busy lately designing and print'n stuff for big name dudes you never heard of yet I still  managed to trade 'em a coupla veggie burritos and one trip to Haus of Pizza for sum new Blotto Damaged Parts long sleeves...These shirts are perfect for those chilly Newport nights spent port side with the wifey down at the yacht club or even climbin' billboards gettin' fame on the 5 North in Tujunga.  Or use 'em like I do, to cover all the crummy tattoo's you let yer homie do back in high school...

Get 'em in the BLOTTO PARTS STORE 

Blotto t-shirts for Sale

Fresh off the dryer, designed and printed by Thick Nick of Thee Cormans fame. Available in M, L, XL
$20/lower 48; $25 anywhere else in the world

*Hell Diabla not included

Blotto hats for Sale

Start your kit off right with a Blotto cap, son. Emblazoned with the Blotto mantra of 'Top of the bottom shelf', these made in the USA mother-trucker hats are perfect for coverin' up that cul de sac ya got going on up on yer dome or just something to look cool hangin' off yer belt loop whilst puttin' yer Pan-Shovel shomper-blobber down PCH jammin' the latest new-band-that-sounds-old on yer iPizzle, my nizzle!
$15/shipped lower 48; $20 anywhere else in the world
***Sweet beard and Buddy Holly spectacles sold separately***

Thick Nick of Thee Cormans not only is our under-paid male model but he also designed and printed 'em, too! Dudes a solid in a world of slippery salamanders and a good friend to boot. Get at him here:

http://theecormans.blogspot.com/

PS: Choppers are ghey, buy my Duc