Saturday, April 30, 2011

Gold rims are straight PIMP

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games. – Ernest Hemingway

Friday, April 29, 2011

Fridays Female

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

I'm just sayin', son...

Monday, April 25, 2011

I've been in a mood the last couple of days...

Figured this song 'bout sums it up...

Ya hang out in barber shops, yer gonna catch yerself a haircut...I'm jus' sayin' son!  Sleepless in Seattle

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter... or Jesus, the original 1%er...

Dude rocked the full beard long before hipsters discovered it...Ostracized for being ahead of his time.  Pretty sure he'd of rode a Pan if they had 'em back then  Real nomad, man...

Not sure how Joey Ramone figures in the picture but dude was a ruler, too...
Enjoy the day, son

Friday, April 22, 2011

God Bless America...

America is all about speed.  Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.
-Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936

Hoedown, take Dos

I spotted this blond takin' pics of me and so I started takin' pics of her...How u like them apples, son? Norms chargin' system went down on the way home so we threw the Ironhead in the van...Ok, we fuckin' huffed and puffed and drug the Ironhead into the van...Fuckin' things are not light...But alas, thats what vans are for....
I'm in Seattle building things, Haters at the helm, I hope he starts posting naked chick pics soon cuz this blog is starting to suck!
PS: Who's Hater u might be askin' yerself? He's a dude I never see, rarely speak to on the phone, is afraid to have me over to his house but we text each other all day everyday. He's usually a hater but sometimes he's really bro-mantic and thats why we'll always be boyz...Kinda like my BFF, LOL LMAO OMF ROFL

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Hoedown, take 1

Kutty and Lisa did a stellar job this year. Well organized, good stuff to see and hear and o ya, coupla cool scooters and cooters too!  Big thanks to both of 'em for including Pinchy Norman and myself...Coupla flics to let ya know I aint lyin' son...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Tomorrow, be there or be like Hater

Bring cash, fun is to be had by all...and The Love Machine will be available for your viewing pleasure.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

For Sale: 1 Love Machine, Used

1977 Chevy Shorty, 350 V8, auto trans, captains chairs, bench seat/bed, leather headliner, real faux wood paneling, Cragars all around. Runs good, current registration, lots of loving left in this van man! Located in Southern California but available for teleport to any galaxy, shipping on you! Email Otto for more details:

Saturday, April 9, 2011

I am The Hater...

...Have been since I was a kid.  I hate lots of stuff.  Almost everything, really.  But I like motorcycles. Especially Shovelheads. And FXR swingers. And twin cam Dynas. Just sayin'

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Jason Webber is dead....

...ok, no he aint, he's just outta town. Wherever he is, he usually claims the title as the sexiest man in the parking lot. Last weekend was no exception...See all his narrowed goodness here:
And tell Fat Nick to get over it already here:

Monday, April 4, 2011

Dont go think'n u discovered taco holders and Pendletons...

...and dont go think'n these guys did either...They just made 'em cool...And made me want an Impala and Pittsburgh hat...Jus' sayin', son

Duane Ballard...

...knows his way around some cowhide. He made the pan and stitched up over 1 yard of leather to make me this seat u see here.  Being that this is the baddest bike in 5 counties, no over the counter Le Pera BS was gonna find its way onto my scoot.  If u want THE BEST leather in the industry, BAR NONE, get at Duane here and tell 'em Otto sent ya...I promise you wont be bummmed!

PS: Peep my double-wide in the background, son! Thats real player shit

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Early fxr greatness, runnin a mag, all class, arlen would be proud

Friday, April 1, 2011

Fridays Female, Son!

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.