Shake what yer Mother gave ya...

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter

Imp'n aint eazy...

Grand Nat'l Roadster Show had loads of cool bikes and rods, but I didnt take any pics of 'em...However, I spent alot of time in the Lo-Lo Row, oogling Impala's like this one...Its every weiners (white beaners) dream to own an Impy...Maybe one day, this weiner will catch himself one...

Classy ass

I'm takin' it back to the days of big bangs and gold rope chains, mang...

Killer whips, hot chicks and loc'd out 10-90's make this one of the illest videos to hit the airwaves since the B-Boys 'No Sleep 'til Brooklyn'...I wonder where Tigre and Bunny are today...Wherever they are, I GUARANTY they still like the cars that go boom...Women respond to bass, its a scientifically proven fact

Just gettin' the footprint gas pedal installed...

Pistol grip shift kit, check
383, check
10' dual whip antennaes, check
Whisky tango, check

Lifes a garden...Dig it

Parts for Sale

Parts outta my stash, lookin' for some cash
7/8" Risers w/ shims in excellenct shape
Nice set of Pan D-Rings
Buddy Seat Helper Springers
Suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com

C.R.E.A.M.

3F's

Like NWA says: Find 'em, F*ck 'em, Flee 'em...Kidding, women make life worth livin'...Unless, of course, they dont...In which case, theres always motorcycles

“In revenge and in love, woman is more barbarous than man”

Friedrich Nietzsche

Yoshi and Kiyo

Turn out some beautiful scoots, man

Now, I dont know about ya'll...

...but I'm think'n maybe the Dukes shoulda just stayed in bed this morning...

Best show ever! Watching the Dukes n A-Team is where I learned to drive...And I still remember jerk'n my gerk'n to Daisy Duke and wishin' I had a cousin that look'd like her...To this day, the scene wheres she's in her bathin' suit gives me intant wood

One of the baddest mo'phuckas of all time!

McGoo and his Honda...Hondas: they're not just for Duane Ballard anymore

U gotta add McGoo's personal blog to ur list of fav's...This guy kills me on the daily

http://crownlounge.blogspot.com/

Got caught slippin' today...

...and now I'm late w/ the posts of posteriors...Sorry, wont happen again...Until the next time it does

“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”


W. C. Fields

If you look real close...

...you can see the tramp stamp on her lower back that looks like it says 'Mark,' actually reads 'Mike'. Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute

If you didnt already know...

...this guy knows how to get 'er dun! Slims been alot of help to me and countless others on far-out builds or just no-frills fab work...If ya need yer mind blown real quick, check his blog
http://slimsfab.blogspot.com/?zx=918d6171a4639df5

Man...Even Chucks been down on his luck...

Lets do this already! F'a Monday, Man

“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.”
-Chris Rock

Best Movie Ever

Fuckin' Craze says 'Avatar' is the best movie ever...I call bullshit...Obviously he's never seen 'Corvette Summer'...Man, this flicks got it all...Shagged-out vans, cherry lo-lo's and one thuper thweet 'Vette...Throw in Mark Hamill and one big-bushed workin' woman and boom: instant classic! Peep Craze's blog here:
http://thesimplemath.blogspot.com/

Today was a good day...

Hung w/ my buds' Dune n Cory...4 wheelin' in the snow, bustin' caps and polishin' off a couple of tri-tips makes for about the perfect day...

If u could...

...foward this chick my number, I'd be most appreciative

SSSHHHHH! Dont tell Duane I showed this to you...

...his newest build

Man...The paint on this one!

Bought this one awhile back and when the OL caught wind of it, I had to sell it...OG paint from Uncle Sam in Fremont, CA from the 70's...If anyone has more info on this bike or Uncle Sam, hit me up...Lace n stripes n OA smoke make for a cool paint scheme, man.

Its friday, u aint gotta job

Not what ya thought it'd be, was it?

I already told you, man...

...I'm ol' skool

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

I'm just sayin'...

YOU! In the tight pants, take notes

Tie one on

“Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.”

Just sayin'...

OG Tracy Flat Track/Cafe Body NOW IN STOCK

The Texas Family Andersons come thru with ANOTHER AMAZING score...A Tracy fiberglass Flat Track/Cafe body made in Santa Cruz in the 70's...NEVER BEEN MOUNTED, this part is MINT! Duane says Honda Digger w/ the 6 over Denvers fork in my living room...I dont care, I just like lookin' at it

Free Sonny

Same here!

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

W. C. Fields
Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute...

The Cactus Cooler Tank

Found it in Tim @ Negotiables yard...Like alot of things at Tims, I wish it could talk...Painted n striped in '75...One time, I pulled a cool engraved brake lever out of a pail of water in the yard...I asked Tim how much...He snatched it from my hand and said I couldnt have it...Seems it was engraved by CJ Allen...It now hangs on the wall in Tims office...Tim is THE parts connect, if ya didnt already know...Get at him here: 951.536.7413 Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

Lil Wayne, Ruler in Training

Awhile ago, someone gave me a 750 Honda chop,  complete w/ an original Denvers springer front end...I kept the fork and passed the bike off to Lil Wayne Ballard for his first build...Kids done alot of work already and well on his way to ruling the world...Kid has like 18 blogs or something that average a kazillion hits a day...Heres one he start to document the build of the 750 chop: http://valuewithoutpurpose.blogspot.com/

The reason I gave the bike to Wayne, besides the fact that his Mom is the bestest publicist in the whole wide world, is because they dont really sell for too much...And according to Waynes Pops, the infamous Big Duane Ballard, Hondas are supposed to be cheap because they are a gift from God and Lil' Baby Jesus...Seriously folks, thats what he told me

Sometimes you just have to...

...hold it now, hit it



Kids nowadays just dont have a clue

The perfect girl

"I'd like my wife to be beautiful, well-behaving, smart and rich." the bachelor said.


"Oh, well, then you have to get married four times."

Another damn Italian...

...Francesco, friend of Alex and Tiziano, checks in with his latest Pan build...Rebuilding the powerplant at this point and he's lookin for some parts...One in particular would be an Imperial primary cover...Email me if ya got one! suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com

Happy MLK Day

Just sayin'...

Baby Ray

So after hangin' w/ Baby Ray for a sec @ Spotlight, Big Scott of Cycle Zombies fame shoots me some pics of Rays other whip, his '61 Impy...Same MO as the Merc: too much motor, skinny whites, and any color as long as its flat black...For a minuter there, I was thinkin' flat black was played out, but Ray just showed my young and dumbass that aint the case...Take a look for yerself, eh.  Catch Big Scott and his boys here:
http://www.czombieblog.com/

The Crazy Italian, Alex, killin' it again

Sent this Knuck motor to Alex about a year ago...Bikes been on the road for awhile now but he just gave it this killer paint job for a show this passed weekend...I imagine he did pretty well...Alex is a ruler and this bike is just one of many jaw dropping motorcycles he's turned out...Cant wait to go ridin' with him and some of his friends this summer...

Happy Birthday, Sade

It takes a real man to rock some Sade...But real men know the power of Sade...The power to get cooter's moist almost instantaneously! And since its her B-day and since SHE DID write this song for me, I'd thought I'd take the time to give her a shout out...Shit, son, I aint new to this, I'm true to this



Its all good, from Diego to the Bay

Hard-Tailed Evo Chop for Sale

No expense spared on my brother Big Ben Corn's Evo powered hard tail chop.  PM hand, foot controls as well as PM brakes.  Harley Davidson motor and trans, S&S carb, custom tooled leather seat.  Ben works at Big Bear Tattoo and has been helpin' make this ugly man beautiful for close to 8 years now...Contact him for a custom tattoo or custom bike, either way you'll be gettin' the best: bencorn1@aim.com

Factory HD Hot Rod for Sale 2000 Sportster 1200s 'Sport'

My personal every-day rider

2000 Sportster 1200 S 'Sport' Model

Rare, hard to find, FACTORY HD HOT ROD

Dual Plug Heads w/ 10:1 Compression stock from the factory

Dual disk front brakes

2 way adjustable front fork

Nitrogen charged adjustable rear suspension

External Oil Cooler

Fairing, Drag Bars, Forward Controls

New front tire, OK rear tire

Clear and current CA Title in hand

HD Mechanic maintained, always serviced

Fast and fun and will always be worth more than a regular Sportster

Theres not many big HD's this Sporty wont smoke off the line

Caught this one lurkin' at Lowes by the pad...

...and its 4 wheel drive...Cherry Cheby, mang

Another one I never should've sold...

...but I've become so accustomed to sleepin' indoors...'47 FL

Rubens got some good parts for sale

You know what HD stands for, fool? Hundreds of Dollars! Pinche Rubens got a gaggle of parts for sale like this WLD, some Linkerts, a mechanical rear brake, a nice 7/8" stem Springer w/ big twin rockers and some other stuff you know you need, wey...Get at him here and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
nowbehere2003@yahoo.com

Its Friday so...

Lets not forget...

...this blog is about parts, gosh damnit! I'm lookin' for that half finished Pan project your ol' lady has been houndin' you to get rid of all winter or that left side Knuck case w/ current CA title you've been hordin' since Jesus was a baby or maybe you've just got a real hot ex-girlfriend thats got too much attack in the back and a boomin' system up top and you're lookin' to trade her for an OG '47 HD Springer...Chances are, we can work something out so get @ me: SUCKADUCKPUNK@YAHOO.COM
PS: I miss this dawg almost as much as I miss my beard...Just sayin'

Why hasnt someone...

...done a feature on this bike??!! Caught it at the Cycle Zombies soiree, uber-cool! Speakin' of uber-cool, peep the Zombie blog some time...These cats just get it...http://www.czombieblog.com/

If my life could be summed up in just one mural...

...this would be it...Never give up, kids! Even when you've only got one arrow left and you still have to kill a dragon and a gnarly spear-wielding iron-masked arch enemy...And possibly the dragon you flew in on...I'm just sayin'...

Things were just simpler then...

Keep America Gangsta

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Catholic guilt...I'm feelin' it