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Are you in a band that's not going anywhere? Is there a particular member of your band that you want to be rid of but he's your best friend from grade school and you don't want to hurt his feelings? Did the bassist and your lead singer break up recently and now practice is three hours of awkward? Then I'm your guy.
Here's how it works. You bring me in. I play guitar. Doesn't matter if you need one, just bring me in.
Within 6 weeks, major changes will happen with your band. The drummer will accept a job offer out of state. The keyboardist will announce that he's getting married and the fiancee isn't into the whole band thing. The singer will be offered a better gig. One way or another, the band will fall apart. For my part, I won't say much or talk about anyone or complain. I'll just learn the songs, show up early for practice, and basically do whatever's required of me.
But we will never play out. The band will dissolve before that ever happens.
In some cases, just firing me will be enough to get your band moving in the right direction, but to be honest that doesn't happen very often. Usually it's something innocuous and it causes the band to break up.
Here's the deal, though. Some of the remnants will re-form a new band and they will thrive.
I'm asking for $300 up front. It's up front because, face it, we're not going to make any money gigging.
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Lisa Ballard and Kutty Noteboom killed it this year with the Hoedown...Prime spot, lots of two wheeled freedom machines and four wheeled tail draggers combined with PERFECT WEATHER, on loan from God, made this the event to beat this year...Thanks, guys
Gotta bunch of NEW belt buckles in Stock with some super COOL designs available...Dont have any of the In The Wind FTW ones we sold out of last time, but some equally killer other designs...These are made from the same moulds as the ones in the 70's so they got built in soul and they're ready to roll...Gotta go to: http://www.eternalcombustion.com/
Supplies are limited, just like the FTW ones sold last time, so grab what ya need ASAP and maybe pick up an Eternal Combustion T-Shirt, too!
2000 FXDX, Crane Igintion, Full Floating Rotors up Front, Fork Brace, Steering Stabilizer, 95 CI Ported n Polished Heads, Mikuni 42 MM, Andrews 57g Cams, 6 Speed Trans, New Metzler 880's, New Brakes, Vance and Hines Pipes, K&N Intake
Its been a long coupla weeks since I sold my 1200S but she's got a new home in Canada, eh, n I got a new bike in the garage...Win Win