Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Truth for the Youth...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim "The Tool Man" Allen

Monday, March 29, 2010

Wompy's Whip

Nothing on this bike that doesn't serve a purpose. Perfect!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Weekend Wisdom...

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

Laurence J. Peter

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Classy Slab City Mag Fired Pan...

...Unsure of it's origins but man, Lobster Girl would look perfect on the back of it!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Hey, Jesse!

Got a grammar question for ya...Hows my dictate???
Hows about textin' me Sandra's number seein' as how u probably wont be needin' anymore?
Just sayin...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Weekend Wisdom...

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill

Broken Dreams...

I had her, I lost her...Story of my life...I was in the Dyna club for 10 and half hours and it felt great...Sucks

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tuesday's Truth

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Every once in awhile...

...a bike pops up at Long Beach that makes me wish I had two pennies to rub together

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Tech Tip of the Day from Big Jeff Anderson of the Texas Family Anderson Fame

Tech tip of the day. All piston installation tools are either crap or super expensive. So get you some 1 inch banding strap and beat on it with a hammer and dolly for like an hour or so. Then drill and tap some spacers for a 1/4-20 bolt. Tig weld a wing nut to the bolt for stubby fingers. You now have a kick ass homemade tool with some soul that costs about $1.95. Just sayin

Friday, March 12, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

W.C. Fields comes correct...Again

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and, you know, I never even thanked her.

- W. C. Fields

Monday, March 8, 2010

Eternal Combustion ready to do some eternal crushin'...

Some BIG players in the industry have got this lil' side project together and they're set to debut some SUPER EXCITING new products in the coming weeks...I heard they also just squeezed in, last minute like, to whats lookin' to be this summers premiere two-wheeled freak fest, Born Free...Catch the Eternal Combustion blog here:
And the Born Free blog here:

Jeffs' sexy machine

Jeff, of Texas Family Andersons fame, got this basket case Sporty for less than a grand and tore into her ASAP...She's almost back together and with the addition of some sweet Biltwell Tracker bars (thanks Bill and McGoo), she's lookin' slim n fit for a floggin'...Jeff finally ponies up and gets a Sportster and it looks like I just sold mine! WTF! Its okay, I'll be ridin' something out there to visit this summer, even it if means rentin' a bagger from the stealership down the road

Friday, March 5, 2010

Well, duh@!

 I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you've still got a threesome. If two people back out, you're still having sex. You'd be amazed

Slims at it again

Slim swapped out the 440 for a hopped up 318 cuz of the vans tendencies to do unintended wheel stands...Now he just does 'em when he wants

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Panhead for Sale

Rubens got this Pan for Sale and the price is right! Email him here and tell 'em u seen it on the Blotto blog so I can get my pancake breakfast outta his cheap ass:


Alex, the Crazy Italian, strikes again...

Sent Alex this Pan motor last week and today he sends me these pics...Sexy lil scoot ya got there, Alex...Gonna be hard to decide which one to ride come May...

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Teach the Truth to the Youth...

“No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.”

Parts for Sale

Speedster Bars, chrome is superb shape...OEM HD
40MM Weber Dual Throat Carb w/ Shovelhead Manifold and Mounting Perch

Monday, March 1, 2010

FTW Belt Buckles for Sale((SOLD OUT)) MORE ON THE WAY!

Super cool FTW In the Wind Belt Buckles for Sale...$25 Shipped to the Lower 48

Nov. 5, 1955...

Two huge swap's this weekend and all I managed to pick up was this ol' DeLorean...But its a Flex-Fuel vehicle, running on both Plutonium and garbage so I can travel in the carpool lanes which would be a plus if I had a real job, but I dont so...Anyways, when this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit...

Ruben finished another one...