3 reasons Joe Jost's rules

Pickled eggs, Borax hand soap, schooners of beer with my publicist, Lisa Ballard http://theshinyside.blogspot.com/
When you've decide you wanna be Blotto big, give her a shout and tell her Large Marge sent ya!

But heed my warning, too many eggs and you'll end up with the Red Ring of Death....Just sayin'...