Tuesday, May 25, 2010

And so my friends, I leave you with this...

Headin' to Italy, might not come back...The economy in California sucks, my double-wide needs new tires and Taylor Swift ain't returnin' my sext's anymore so's in case I don't return...Just remember this:

Men lie to get women into bed. Women lie to get men into matrimony. Those are the simple facts of life.

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