Help a brother out...

...my buddy J. Lang of Canadian fame is lookin' to make you and/or yer scoot and/or yer old lady hella rich and uber-famous.  Just one catch, u gotta be in or near Paris, France.  Got a cool bike, shoot him an email:
jason@jasonlang.ca
Thanks for the pic, Jason! Hope the Sporty is still treatin' ya well, man