Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ruling Ruler Who Rules...


Lisa Marie Ballard's first cover. She's been doing the photo's and I've been writing the articles. Been working out pretty good so far. Super proud of her on this cover she landed, I know there's more to come. Learnt alot from this woman and appreciate all the help she's given me.
No BLOTTO without Lisa Marie
Congrats, Sis!

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Cycle Swap...

...was a hoot again. My girl was a trooper and got up at 3:30AM to roll with, she's my good luck charm and sell's better than I ever could. Thanks, Gina, I heart yer guts! No real super scores to note but good times with my bro's, bra. Ballards, Wompy, Tim Park, Jimmy the Saint, Justina and Dean, Skinhead Rob, Alex and Renato, Harley Needle and his cute lil' girl Olivia, and Dean and Dennis all the way from T-Town all bro'd it down, bro. Big ups to Joe Jost's for the eggs!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Billdozer's FXR...

...has been thru many facelifts but this is how it looked when I first fell in love with it. Bill's a pretty nice guy but once when I tried to buy this bike off him, he told  me to fuck off...Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Still one of my all time favorites

Friday, August 27, 2010

Friday's Female...

A wise man once told me, "A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body".  I'm not sure where I fit in when it comes to McGoo's friends and their hierarchy, but I can tell you after helping the salt n pepper haired,  modern day wordsworth out with a recent move, he gave me one of my now most prized possesions: this painting of quite possibly the finest mammaries (or chesticles) ever committed to velvet. Thats right, I said velvet.  Last weekend, after McGoo had finished telling a girl he met 2 minutes earlier how many stir sticks he could fit in his pee hole, I made sure to thank him for the gift.  When it comes to righteous chopperdom, McGoo always has his finger on the pulse (and usually the prostate, too).  Though I doubt I'll ever be able to repay him for this bro-mantic gift, you can damn well bet I'm gonna try.
Thanks, McGizzle. Ur my nizzle
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Monday, August 23, 2010

Monday's Muff...

"You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside."                            — Heathcote Williams

Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Pomona Swap Pics

Didnt sell much (surprise surprise) but came up on some choice shit actually...And ate alot of bratwurst with my bro's, bra

Thursday, August 12, 2010

All My Friends are Dead

Tell yer boss his wife is fucking the cook, gas up yer scoot, run a red light waaaay late
Rinse, repeat
For Nazi Nate

"I'm not a biker, I just like motorcycles"

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Sportsters Rule

My buddy Jammer's had his for 10+ yrs now, I loaned him the down payment cash way back when.  Chasin' him around led me to buy a Sporty, too, and even though I sold it a few months back, I know this is the best bang per buck of any American motorcycle...All u need is an intake, exhaust and a big set of nuts and you'll be in trouble in no time.  Trust me on that

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Mexican Americans

Alex the Italian, steppin' up his game

New tank, 'glide risers, 19" up front...Damn, man, damn...I rode this bike all over Italy and I can tell you she rides as good as she looks.  No front brake, magneto fired and some tall gears make this bike the coolest thing I've ever ridden...Congrats Alex and Tiz...Say hi to the Butcher and the Viking for me.  Chaaka!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

Earlier Knucklehead Springer for Sale

In-line 1"neck Knuck Springer with brazed front legs, OEM rockers and top clamp, Chandler Products hardware.  Straight and ready to run $1,800

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Saturday Pics

Seen old friends (Jose, Rene, Jason, Chris), met new ones (Al Kay), stuffed my face, took the long way home down the coast and then thru the twisties of Ortega Hwy with Wompy.  No tickets and only got hit in the face by one bee.  Perfect
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