Grand Nat'l Roadster Show had loads of cool bikes and rods, but I didnt take any pics of 'em...However, I spent alot of time in the Lo-Lo Row, oogling Impala's like this one...Its every weiners (white beaners) dream to own an Impy...Maybe one day, this weiner will catch himself one...
Killer whips, hot chicks and loc'd out 10-90's make this one of the illest videos to hit the airwaves since the B-Boys 'No Sleep 'til Brooklyn'...I wonder where Tigre and Bunny are today...Wherever they are, I GUARANTY they still like the cars that go boom...Women respond to bass, its a scientifically proven fact
...but I'm think'n maybe the Dukes shoulda just stayed in bed this morning...
Best show ever! Watching the Dukes n A-Team is where I learned to drive...And I still remember jerk'n my gerk'n to Daisy Duke and wishin' I had a cousin that look'd like her...To this day, the scene wheres she's in her bathin' suit gives me intant wood
Fuckin' Craze says 'Avatar' is the best movie ever...I call bullshit...Obviously he's never seen 'Corvette Summer'...Man, this flicks got it all...Shagged-out vans, cherry lo-lo's and one thuper thweet 'Vette...Throw in Mark Hamill and one big-bushed workin' woman and boom: instant classic! Peep Craze's blog here: http://thesimplemath.blogspot.com/
Bought this one awhile back and when the OL caught wind of it, I had to sell it...OG paint from Uncle Sam in Fremont, CA from the 70's...If anyone has more info on this bike or Uncle Sam, hit me up...Lace n stripes n OA smoke make for a cool paint scheme, man.
The Texas Family Andersons come thru with ANOTHER AMAZING score...A Tracy fiberglass Flat Track/Cafe body made in Santa Cruz in the 70's...NEVER BEEN MOUNTED, this part is MINT! Duane says Honda Digger w/ the 6 over Denvers fork in my living room...I dont care, I just like lookin' at it
Found it in Tim @ Negotiables yard...Like alot of things at Tims, I wish it could talk...Painted n striped in '75...One time, I pulled a cool engraved brake lever out of a pail of water in the yard...I asked Tim how much...He snatched it from my hand and said I couldnt have it...Seems it was engraved by CJ Allen...It now hangs on the wall in Tims office...Tim is THE parts connect, if ya didnt already know...Get at him here: 951.536.7413 Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
Awhile ago, someone gave me a 750 Honda chop, complete w/ an original Denvers springer front end...I kept the fork and passed the bike off to Lil Wayne Ballard for his first build...Kids done alot of work already and well on his way to ruling the world...Kid has like 18 blogs or something that average a kazillion hits a day...Heres one he start to document the build of the 750 chop: http://valuewithoutpurpose.blogspot.com/
The reason I gave the bike to Wayne, besides the fact that his Mom is the bestest publicist in the whole wide world, is because they dont really sell for too much...And according to Waynes Pops, the infamous Big Duane Ballard, Hondas are supposed to be cheap because they are a gift from God and Lil' Baby Jesus...Seriously folks, thats what he told me
...Francesco, friend of Alex and Tiziano, checks in with his latest Pan build...Rebuilding the powerplant at this point and he's lookin for some parts...One in particular would be an Imperial primary cover...Email me if ya got one! firstname.lastname@example.org
So after hangin' w/ Baby Ray for a sec @ Spotlight, Big Scott of Cycle Zombies fame shoots me some pics of Rays other whip, his '61 Impy...Same MO as the Merc: too much motor, skinny whites, and any color as long as its flat black...For a minuter there, I was thinkin' flat black was played out, but Ray just showed my young and dumbass that aint the case...Take a look for yerself, eh. Catch Big Scott and his boys here:
Sent this Knuck motor to Alex about a year ago...Bikes been on the road for awhile now but he just gave it this killer paint job for a show this passed weekend...I imagine he did pretty well...Alex is a ruler and this bike is just one of many jaw dropping motorcycles he's turned out...Cant wait to go ridin' with him and some of his friends this summer...
It takes a real man to rock some Sade...But real men know the power of Sade...The power to get cooter's moist almost instantaneously! And since its her B-day and since SHE DID write this song for me, I'd thought I'd take the time to give her a shout out...Shit, son, I aint new to this, I'm true to this
No expense spared on my brother Big Ben Corn's Evo powered hard tail chop. PM hand, foot controls as well as PM brakes. Harley Davidson motor and trans, S&S carb, custom tooled leather seat. Ben works at Big Bear Tattoo and has been helpin' make this ugly man beautiful for close to 8 years now...Contact him for a custom tattoo or custom bike, either way you'll be gettin' the best: email@example.com
You know what HD stands for, fool? Hundreds of Dollars! Pinche Rubens got a gaggle of parts for sale like this WLD, some Linkerts, a mechanical rear brake, a nice 7/8" stem Springer w/ big twin rockers and some other stuff you know you need, wey...Get at him here and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
...this blog is about parts, gosh damnit! I'm lookin' for that half finished Pan project your ol' lady has been houndin' you to get rid of all winter or that left side Knuck case w/ current CA title you've been hordin' since Jesus was a baby or maybe you've just got a real hot ex-girlfriend thats got too much attack in the back and a boomin' system up top and you're lookin' to trade her for an OG '47 HD Springer...Chances are, we can work something out so get @ me: SUCKADUCKPUNK@YAHOO.COM
PS: I miss this dawg almost as much as I miss my beard...Just sayin'
...this would be it...Never give up, kids! Even when you've only got one arrow left and you still have to kill a dragon and a gnarly spear-wielding iron-masked arch enemy...And possibly the dragon you flew in on...I'm just sayin'...