Friday, April 30, 2010

Fridays Female

“Why haven't women got labels on their foreheads saying, "Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can be dangerous to your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades and good standing among your friends”

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Stock Rocks...

Caught at the Swap awhile back...This one left the factory a long time ago but it's still perfect...

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I will destroy your band for $300 (Columbus)

Are you in a band that's not going anywhere? Is there a particular member of your band that you want to be rid of but he's your best friend from grade school and you don't want to hurt his feelings? Did the bassist and your lead singer break up recently and now practice is three hours of awkward? Then I'm your guy.
Here's how it works. You bring me in. I play guitar. Doesn't matter if you need one, just bring me in.
Within 6 weeks, major changes will happen with your band. The drummer will accept a job offer out of state. The keyboardist will announce that he's getting married and the fiancee isn't into the whole band thing. The singer will be offered a better gig. One way or another, the band will fall apart. For my part, I won't say much or talk about anyone or complain. I'll just learn the songs, show up early for practice, and basically do whatever's required of me.
But we will never play out. The band will dissolve before that ever happens.
In some cases, just firing me will be enough to get your band moving in the right direction, but to be honest that doesn't happen very often. Usually it's something innocuous and it causes the band to break up.
Here's the deal, though. Some of the remnants will re-form a new band and they will thrive.
I'm asking for $300 up front. It's up front because, face it, we're not going to make any money gigging.

Wednesday Wisdom

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Monday, April 26, 2010

Hong Kong Phooey...

...used to one of my favorite cartoons, man...Rosemary the secretary was hella hot and I'm pretty sure
 Phooey was always rippin' the dojah...Just look at his eyes, man

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Weekend Wisdom

You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up...
BERNARD CORNWELL, The Winter King

Doh!

Because of pics like this one, I'm diggin' dudes' blog:
http://loudfastunorganized.blogspot.com/

Friday, April 23, 2010

We dont really give a damn how they do it in Southern California, man...

...cuz' this is how we do it in Northern Italy! Alex&Co start 'em early... By the time they're 8 yrs old, they're able to kick over their own Pan's and tune SU's...This is Big Mathew, Alex's son and right hand man, up and at 'em early like cuz' he knows the early bird gets the Pan...Righteous, man!

And I thought Crazes' 'Glide was comfy...

The Factory had the right idea in '62 but it was destined to end sometime...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Another one from the Hoedown!

Sonny Boy n Crazes scoots reppin' their set

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Wednesday Wisdom...

“I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body"

Where do I sign!?


Pilfered from the pages of the Jockey Journal...Peep their FXR thread here:
http://www.jockeyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24089

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Hoedown was a blast...




Lisa Ballard and Kutty Noteboom killed it this year with the Hoedown...Prime spot, lots of two wheeled freedom machines and four wheeled tail draggers combined with PERFECT WEATHER, on loan from God, made this the event to beat this year...Thanks, guys

Friday, April 16, 2010

Weekend Wisdom...

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?


~ Benny Hill ~

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Tuesdays Truth

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Street Chopper Party!

Was a blast, great splittin' lanes with the ones you love/hate like Jammer, Craze, ODB n LMB, Wompy, Billdozer and BF Josh, too...

Lots of cool scoots, but this one was my fave...

All that and 75 degree weather made for some nice mirror scrapin'...
And seein' as how No Carb is the new Deep Fried, this is what my lunch consisted of...You can't win 'em all, I guess

Friday, April 9, 2010

These are the people in my neighborhood...

Norm and Ivan, reppin' their set...RESPECT!
HOT ROD OFF ROADERS/OLDE TOWNE CLASSICS

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Thursday's Thought...

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Got Turbo?

Caught this one at the Swap a coupla weeks ago...Looks like a fun one

Monday, April 5, 2010

Jeff's Sporty is done and man is it sexy!

TT&Co Sportster seat, available here: http://www.eternalcombustion.com/
Biltwell Tracker Bars, available here: http://www.biltwellinc.com/
Along with some subtle, simple mods done by Jeff himself, make this lil' scooter look like a lot of fun


Sunday, April 4, 2010

Check out the new issue of Greasy Kulture!



http://greasykulture.blogspot.com/
Featuring myself and the infamous Texas Tweeker Pan...Man, I hope Conrad likes this thing cuz' I really should've never sold it...Ton up, Mate!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Weekend Wisdom

A woman on time is one in nine.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Buckle down! Belt Buckles back in Stock...10 NEW DESIGNS


Gotta bunch of NEW belt buckles in Stock with some super COOL designs available...Dont have any of the In The Wind FTW ones we sold out of last time, but some equally killer other designs...These are made from the same moulds as the ones in the 70's so they got built in soul and they're ready to roll...Gotta go to:
http://www.eternalcombustion.com/
 Supplies are limited, just like the FTW ones sold last time, so grab what ya need ASAP and maybe pick up an Eternal Combustion T-Shirt, too!

Dont trip, I done gotta new whip!

2000 FXDX, Crane Igintion, Full Floating Rotors up Front, Fork Brace, Steering Stabilizer, 95 CI Ported n Polished Heads, Mikuni 42 MM, Andrews 57g Cams, 6 Speed Trans, New Metzler 880's, New Brakes, Vance and Hines Pipes, K&N Intake
Its been a long coupla weeks since I sold my 1200S but she's got a new home in Canada, eh, n I got a new bike in the garage...Win Win