Truth for the Youth...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Tim "The Tool Man" Allen

Wompy's Whip

Nothing on this bike that doesn't serve a purpose. Perfect!

Weekend Wisdom...

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

Laurence J. Peter

Seemed fitting, in light of todays planned errand-running with ODB...

Classy Slab City Mag Fired Pan...

...Unsure of it's origins but man, Lobster Girl would look perfect on the back of it!

Hey, Jesse!

Got a grammar question for ya...Hows my dictate???

Hows about textin' me Sandra's number seein' as how u probably wont be needin' anymore?

Just sayin...

Weekend Wisdom...

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill

Broken Dreams...

I had her, I lost her...Story of my life...I was in the Dyna club for 10 and half hours and it felt great...Sucks

Tuesday's Truth

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Every once in awhile...

...a bike pops up at Long Beach that makes me wish I had two pennies to rub together

Tech Tip of the Day from Big Jeff Anderson of the Texas Family Anderson Fame

Tech tip of the day. All piston installation tools are either crap or super expensive. So get you some 1 inch banding strap and beat on it with a hammer and dolly for like an hour or so. Then drill and tap some spacers for a 1/4-20 bolt. Tig weld a wing nut to the bolt for stubby fingers. You now have a kick ass homemade tool with some soul that costs about $1.95. Just sayin

Happy Friday, ya'll

I like my whisky old and my women young

W.C. Fields comes correct...Again

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and, you know, I never even thanked her.

- W. C. Fields

Eternal Combustion ready to do some eternal crushin'...

Some BIG players in the industry have got this lil' side project together and they're set to debut some SUPER EXCITING new products in the coming weeks...I heard they also just squeezed in, last minute like, to whats lookin' to be this summers premiere two-wheeled freak fest, Born Free...Catch the Eternal Combustion blog here:
http://eternallycombusting.blogspot.com/
And the Born Free blog here:
http://bornfreeshow.blogspot.com/

Jeffs' sexy machine

Jeff, of Texas Family Andersons fame, got this basket case Sporty for less than a grand and tore into her ASAP...She's almost back together and with the addition of some sweet Biltwell Tracker bars (thanks Bill and McGoo), she's lookin' slim n fit for a floggin'...Jeff finally ponies up and gets a Sportster and it looks like I just sold mine! WTF! Its okay, I'll be ridin' something out there to visit this summer, even it if means rentin' a bagger from the stealership down the road

Well, duh@!

 I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you've still got a threesome. If two people back out, you're still having sex. You'd be amazed

Slims at it again

Slim swapped out the 440 for a hopped up 318 cuz of the vans tendencies to do unintended wheel stands...Now he just does 'em when he wants

Panhead for Sale

Rubens got this Pan for Sale and the price is right! Email him here and tell 'em u seen it on the Blotto blog so I can get my pancake breakfast outta his cheap ass:

nowbehere2003@yahoo.com

Alex, the Crazy Italian, strikes again...

Sent Alex this Pan motor last week and today he sends me these pics...Sexy lil scoot ya got there, Alex...Gonna be hard to decide which one to ride come May...

Teach the Truth to the Youth...

“No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.”

Parts for Sale

Speedster Bars, chrome is superb shape...OEM HD

40MM Weber Dual Throat Carb w/ Shovelhead Manifold and Mounting Perch

WEBER CARB SOLD

Suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com

FTW Belt Buckles for Sale((SOLD OUT)) MORE ON THE WAY!

Super cool FTW In the Wind Belt Buckles for Sale...$25 Shipped to the Lower 48

Suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com

CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK, THEY WENT SUPER QUICK! EMAIL ME AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON AS I HAVE MORE. LOOKS TO BE LATER THIS WEEK

THANKS AGAIN, MAN!

Nov. 5, 1955...

Two huge swap's this weekend and all I managed to pick up was this ol' DeLorean...But its a Flex-Fuel vehicle, running on both Plutonium and garbage so I can travel in the carpool lanes which would be a plus if I had a real job, but I dont so...Anyways, when this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit...

Ruben finished another one...