Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Imp'n aint eazy...
Grand Nat'l Roadster Show had loads of cool bikes and rods, but I didnt take any pics of 'em...However, I spent alot of time in the Lo-Lo Row, oogling Impala's like this one...Its every weiners (white beaners) dream to own an Impy...Maybe one day, this weiner will catch himself one...
Friday, January 29, 2010
I'm takin' it back to the days of big bangs and gold rope chains, mang...
Killer whips, hot chicks and loc'd out 10-90's make this one of the illest videos to hit the airwaves since the B-Boys 'No Sleep 'til Brooklyn'...I wonder where Tigre and Bunny are today...Wherever they are, I GUARANTY they still like the cars that go boom...Women respond to bass, its a scientifically proven fact
Just gettin' the footprint gas pedal installed...
Pistol grip shift kit, check
383, check
10' dual whip antennaes, check
Whisky tango, check
383, check
10' dual whip antennaes, check
Whisky tango, check
Lifes a garden...Dig it
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Parts for Sale
Parts outta my stash, lookin' for some cash
7/8" Risers w/ shims in excellenct shape
Nice set of Pan D-Rings
Buddy Seat Helper Springers
Suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com
C.R.E.A.M.
7/8" Risers w/ shims in excellenct shape
Nice set of Pan D-Rings
Buddy Seat Helper Springers
Suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com
C.R.E.A.M.
3F's
Like NWA says: Find 'em, F*ck 'em, Flee 'em...Kidding, women make life worth livin'...Unless, of course, they dont...In which case, theres always motorcycles
“In revenge and in love, woman is more barbarous than man”
Friedrich Nietzsche
Now, I dont know about ya'll...
...but I'm think'n maybe the Dukes shoulda just stayed in bed this morning...
Best show ever! Watching the Dukes n A-Team is where I learned to drive...And I still remember jerk'n my gerk'n to Daisy Duke and wishin' I had a cousin that look'd like her...To this day, the scene wheres she's in her bathin' suit gives me intant wood
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
One of the baddest mo'phuckas of all time!
McGoo and his Honda...Hondas: they're not just for Duane Ballard anymore
U gotta add McGoo's personal blog to ur list of fav's...This guy kills me on the daily
http://crownlounge.blogspot.com/
Got caught slippin' today...
...and now I'm late w/ the posts of posteriors...Sorry, wont happen again...Until the next time it does
“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
W. C. Fields
“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
W. C. Fields
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
If you look real close...
If you didnt already know...
...this guy knows how to get 'er dun! Slims been alot of help to me and countless others on far-out builds or just no-frills fab work...If ya need yer mind blown real quick, check his blog
http://slimsfab.blogspot.com/?zx=918d6171a4639df5
http://slimsfab.blogspot.com/?zx=918d6171a4639df5
Monday, January 25, 2010
Lets do this already! F'a Monday, Man
-Chris Rock
Best Movie Ever
Fuckin' Craze says 'Avatar' is the best movie ever...I call bullshit...Obviously he's never seen 'Corvette Summer'...Man, this flicks got it all...Shagged-out vans, cherry lo-lo's and one thuper thweet 'Vette...Throw in Mark Hamill and one big-bushed workin' woman and boom: instant classic! Peep Craze's blog here:
http://thesimplemath.blogspot.com/
http://thesimplemath.blogspot.com/
Today was a good day...
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Man...The paint on this one!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Tie one on
“Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.”
Just sayin'...
OG Tracy Flat Track/Cafe Body NOW IN STOCK
The Texas Family Andersons come thru with ANOTHER AMAZING score...A Tracy fiberglass Flat Track/Cafe body made in Santa Cruz in the 70's...NEVER BEEN MOUNTED, this part is MINT! Duane says Honda Digger w/ the 6 over Denvers fork in my living room...I dont care, I just like lookin' at it
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Same here!
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute...
The Cactus Cooler Tank
Found it in Tim @ Negotiables yard...Like alot of things at Tims, I wish it could talk...Painted n striped in '75...One time, I pulled a cool engraved brake lever out of a pail of water in the yard...I asked Tim how much...He snatched it from my hand and said I couldnt have it...Seems it was engraved by CJ Allen...It now hangs on the wall in Tims office...Tim is THE parts connect, if ya didnt already know...Get at him here: 951.536.7413 Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
Lil Wayne, Ruler in Training
Awhile ago, someone gave me a 750 Honda chop, complete w/ an original Denvers springer front end...I kept the fork and passed the bike off to Lil Wayne Ballard for his first build...Kids done alot of work already and well on his way to ruling the world...Kid has like 18 blogs or something that average a kazillion hits a day...Heres one he start to document the build of the 750 chop: http://valuewithoutpurpose.blogspot.com/
The reason I gave the bike to Wayne, besides the fact that his Mom is the bestest publicist in the whole wide world, is because they dont really sell for too much...And according to Waynes Pops, the infamous Big Duane Ballard, Hondas are supposed to be cheap because they are a gift from God and Lil' Baby Jesus...Seriously folks, thats what he told me
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The perfect girl
"I'd like my wife to be beautiful, well-behaving, smart and rich." the bachelor said.
"Oh, well, then you have to get married four times."
Another damn Italian...
...Francesco, friend of Alex and Tiziano, checks in with his latest Pan build...Rebuilding the powerplant at this point and he's lookin for some parts...One in particular would be an Imperial primary cover...Email me if ya got one! suckaduckpunk@yahoo.com
Monday, January 18, 2010
Baby Ray
So after hangin' w/ Baby Ray for a sec @ Spotlight, Big Scott of Cycle Zombies fame shoots me some pics of Rays other whip, his '61 Impy...Same MO as the Merc: too much motor, skinny whites, and any color as long as its flat black...For a minuter there, I was thinkin' flat black was played out, but Ray just showed my young and dumbass that aint the case...Take a look for yerself, eh. Catch Big Scott and his boys here:
http://www.czombieblog.com/
http://www.czombieblog.com/
The Crazy Italian, Alex, killin' it again
Sent this Knuck motor to Alex about a year ago...Bikes been on the road for awhile now but he just gave it this killer paint job for a show this passed weekend...I imagine he did pretty well...Alex is a ruler and this bike is just one of many jaw dropping motorcycles he's turned out...Cant wait to go ridin' with him and some of his friends this summer...
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Happy Birthday, Sade
It takes a real man to rock some Sade...But real men know the power of Sade...The power to get cooter's moist almost instantaneously! And since its her B-day and since SHE DID write this song for me, I'd thought I'd take the time to give her a shout out...Shit, son, I aint new to this, I'm true to this
Its all good, from Diego to the Bay
Its all good, from Diego to the Bay
Hard-Tailed Evo Chop for Sale
No expense spared on my brother Big Ben Corn's Evo powered hard tail chop. PM hand, foot controls as well as PM brakes. Harley Davidson motor and trans, S&S carb, custom tooled leather seat. Ben works at Big Bear Tattoo and has been helpin' make this ugly man beautiful for close to 8 years now...Contact him for a custom tattoo or custom bike, either way you'll be gettin' the best: bencorn1@aim.com
Factory HD Hot Rod for Sale 2000 Sportster 1200s 'Sport'
My personal every-day rider
2000 Sportster 1200 S 'Sport' Model
Rare, hard to find, FACTORY HD HOT ROD
Dual Plug Heads w/ 10:1 Compression stock from the factory
Dual disk front brakes
2 way adjustable front fork
Nitrogen charged adjustable rear suspension
External Oil Cooler
Fairing, Drag Bars, Forward Controls
New front tire, OK rear tire
Clear and current CA Title in hand
HD Mechanic maintained, always serviced
Fast and fun and will always be worth more than a regular Sportster
Theres not many big HD's this Sporty wont smoke off the line
Friday, January 15, 2010
Rubens got some good parts for sale
You know what HD stands for, fool? Hundreds of Dollars! Pinche Rubens got a gaggle of parts for sale like this WLD, some Linkerts, a mechanical rear brake, a nice 7/8" stem Springer w/ big twin rockers and some other stuff you know you need, wey...Get at him here and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
nowbehere2003@yahoo.com
nowbehere2003@yahoo.com
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Lets not forget...
...this blog is about parts, gosh damnit! I'm lookin' for that half finished Pan project your ol' lady has been houndin' you to get rid of all winter or that left side Knuck case w/ current CA title you've been hordin' since Jesus was a baby or maybe you've just got a real hot ex-girlfriend thats got too much attack in the back and a boomin' system up top and you're lookin' to trade her for an OG '47 HD Springer...Chances are, we can work something out so get @ me: SUCKADUCKPUNK@YAHOO.COM
PS: I miss this dawg almost as much as I miss my beard...Just sayin'
PS: I miss this dawg almost as much as I miss my beard...Just sayin'
Why hasnt someone...
...done a feature on this bike??!! Caught it at the Cycle Zombies soiree, uber-cool! Speakin' of uber-cool, peep the Zombie blog some time...These cats just get it...http://www.czombieblog.com/
If my life could be summed up in just one mural...
...this would be it...Never give up, kids! Even when you've only got one arrow left and you still have to kill a dragon and a gnarly spear-wielding iron-masked arch enemy...And possibly the dragon you flew in on...I'm just sayin'...